-merbabe-

i totally just found out i hooked up with a sex offender… what the fucking hell. because he sent a picture of his dick to some girl. OMG. ah. i mean he’s a nice guy. he’s a great guy actually! but thats fucking weird.

i’m usually like

i got a new ipod touch and a bunch of hello kitty stuff and a new betsey bag!
christmas will always be spend with my two best friends (Betsey Johnson and Hello Kitty)

<3 what did you guys get for christmas? 

APPEARANCE
[ ] I am shorter than 5’4.
[] I think I’m ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color.
[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I have/had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercings. 
[x] I have piercings in places besides my ears

[] I have freckles.

FAMILY
[x] I’ve sworn at my parents.
[x] I’ve run away from home. 
[] I’ve been kicked out of the house.
[] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[x] I want to adopt someday.
[] I’ve had children.
[] I’ve lost a child.

SCHOOL/WORK
[x] I’m in school.
[] I have a job.
[x] I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I’ve missed a week or more of school.
[x] I’ve been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[] I’ve stolen something from my job
[] I’ve been fired.

EMBARASSMENT
[] I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I’ve snorted while laughing.
[x] I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
[] I’ve glued my hand to something
[x] I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[] I’ve had my trousers rip in public.

HEALTH
[x] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[] I’ve gotten stitches.
[] I’ve broken a bone.
[x] I’ve had my tonsils removed.
[] I’ve sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[x] I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious surgery.
[] I’ve had chicken pox.
[x] I have/had asthma.

TRAVELING
[x] I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I’ve been on a plane.
[x] I’ve been to Canada.
[x] I’ve been to Mexico.
[] I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
[] I’ve been to Japan.
[] I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[] I’ve been to Europe.
[] I’ve been to Africa.

EXPERIENCES
[x] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
[x] I’ve seen a shooting star.
[x] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
[x] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
[x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I’ve been to a casino.
[] I’ve been skydiving.
[] I’ve gone skinny dipping.
[x] I’ve played spin the bottle.
[] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I’ve crashed a car. 
[] I’ve been Skiing
[x] I’ve been in a play.
[x] I’ve met someone in person from the internet.
[x] I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[] I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
[] I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I’ve played chicken.
[x] I’ve played a prank on someone.
[x] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
[x] I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I’ve eaten Sushi.
[x] I’ve been snowboarding.

RELATIONSHIPS
[] I’m single
[x i guess] I’m in a relationship.
[] I’m engaged.
[] I’m married.
[] I’ve gone on a blind date.
[x] I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I’ve gotten divorced
[x] I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back more than once.
[x] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
[] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
[] I’ve told someone I loved them and didn’t get a clear response.
[x] I’ve felt rejected even if I wasn’t.
[x] I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
[x] I’ve loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.

HONESTY
[x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world
[x] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
[x] I’ve cheated on a test.
[] I’ve been suspended from school.


BAD TIMES
[x] I’ve consumed alcohol.
[] I regularly drink.
[] I can’t swallow pills.
[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I shut others out when I’m depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants.
[x] I’ve slept an entire day when I didn’t need it.
[x] I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
[] I’m addicted to self harm
[x] I’ve woken up crying.

DEATH
[] I’m afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[] I’ve seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.

MATERIALISM
[] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[] I own something from Pac Sun.
[] I collect comic books.
[] I own something from The Gap.
[] I own something I got on e-bay.
[] I own something from Abercrombie.


RANDOM
[x] I can sing well. 
[] I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[] I watch the news.
[] I don’t kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I obsess over grammar.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair
[] I have “x”s in my screen name
[] I love being neat
[] I love Spam.
[] I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day
[x] I can cook.
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red black or blue.
[x] I would wear pajamas to school.
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[] I know how to shoot a gun.
[] I am in love with love.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[x] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I am online a lot, even as an away message.
[x] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I can’t sleep if there is a roach in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[] I love white chocolate
[x] I bite my nails.
[] I play video games.
[] I’m good at remembering faces.
[] I’m good at remembering names
[] I’m good at remembering dates.
[] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life

why is it that everytime a fantastic new guy comes into my life the exes start crawling back to me…. sigh.